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Happy new year dear two sugars please

Happy new year dear two sugars please  Redditors Wife

i told him our dog died all he said was "chuck Testa"

i told him our dog died all he said was

The kidnappers said our children are still alive He said, "Nope. Chuck Testa"

The kidnappers said our children are still alive He said,

I asked him if he wanted fruit with his cereal He asked me for an apple and a comedian

I asked him if he wanted fruit with his cereal He asked me for an apple and a comedian  Redditors Wife

"Can we have a baby?" "Get on Skyrim bitch and I'll show you the world!"

Condom broke during sex 9 months until minions spawn

Condom broke during sex 9 months until minions spawn  Redditors Wife

He makes me do things, alone.

He makes me do things,  alone.  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to have sex with me Only if you take it in the ass because you love jesus

I asked him if he wanted to have sex with me Only if you take it in the ass because you love jesus  Redditors Wife

I offered him a, "BJ in your PJ`s" Make it Cherry Garcia.

I offered him a,

I asked him to marry me He said "Sweet, grab your coat"

I asked him to marry me He said
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