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I asked him for sex before his expedition He said he was figuring out how to catch manatees

I asked him for sex before his expedition He said he was figuring out how to catch manatees Redditors Wife
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Asks if she can get him something to drink He tells her to get him a beer with a wasp in it

Asks if she can get him something to drink He tells her to get him a beer with a wasp in it Redditors Wife
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my water broke He told me to hold it in until his reddit birthday

my water broke He told me to hold it in until his reddit birthday Redditors Wife
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i asked if he loved me more than the hats he was trading he said nothing

i asked if he loved me more than the hats he was trading he said nothing Redditors Wife
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honey, it's 3 AM, and you've got work tomorrow. why don't you log off and come to bed? I know it's 3 AM. And I don't have work; I quit so I could spend more time on Reddit...i mean, with you and the kids.

honey, it's 3 AM, and you've got work tomorrow. why don't you log off and come to bed? I know it's 3 AM. And I don't have work; I quit so I could spend more time on Reddit...i mean, with you and the kids. Redditors Wife
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I told him i saw a deer on the road. He said, "Nope, chuck testa."

I told him i saw a deer on the road. He said,
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asked him how i looked he said i needed a uranium account to hear his opinion

asked him how i looked he said i needed a uranium account to hear his opinion Redditors Wife
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Asks if he wants to really give me a pounding says he's far too hydrated for that

Asks if he wants to really give me a pounding says he's far too hydrated for that Redditors Wife
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Said I couldn't deep throat him told me to clench left hand in a fist

Said I couldn't deep throat him told me to clench left hand in a fist Redditors Wife
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I thought he wanted a sandwich when he told me to go into the kitchen he told me to lie on the floor and pretend to be a crouton

I thought he wanted a sandwich when he told me to go into the kitchen he told me to lie on the floor and pretend to be a crouton Redditors Wife
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