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I told him I was horny in the morning. He told me he doesn't take physics at OSU.

I told him I was horny in the morning. He told me he doesn't take physics at OSU. Redditors Wife
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I asked if he heard about Kim Jong Il. He said that he'd already seen Team America.

I asked if he heard about Kim Jong Il. He said that he'd already seen Team America. Redditors Wife
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He put up two rolls of toilet paper He told me he was conducting an experiment

He put up two rolls of toilet paper He told me he was conducting an experiment Redditors Wife
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Asks if he wants to really give me a pounding says he's far too hydrated for that

Asks if he wants to really give me a pounding says he's far too hydrated for that Redditors Wife
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Said I couldn't deep throat him told me to clench left hand in a fist

Said I couldn't deep throat him told me to clench left hand in a fist Redditors Wife
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I said I beat Gary Kasparov in chess He said "I was not expecting brilliance"

I said I beat Gary Kasparov in chess He said
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I tried having a deep conversation with him. He just asks for tl;dr

I tried having a deep conversation with him. He just asks for tl;dr Redditors Wife
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I asked him why he was looking at NSFW Photos He asked me what I was doing out of the kitchen

I asked him why he was looking at NSFW Photos He asked me what I was doing out of the kitchen Redditors Wife
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I asked for a kiss He said his immune system was just fine

I asked for a kiss He said his immune system was just fine Redditors Wife
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Told husband to come to bed "Can't, cleaning up the internet"

Told husband to come to bed
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