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I told him I was horny in the morning. He told me he doesn't take physics at OSU.

I told him I was horny in the morning. He told me he doesn't take physics at OSU. Redditors Wife
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I asked if he heard about Kim Jong Il. He said that he'd already seen Team America.

I asked if he heard about Kim Jong Il. He said that he'd already seen Team America. Redditors Wife
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today was our two month anniversary he told me he'd pledge to crush me.

today was our two month anniversary he told me he'd pledge to crush me. Redditors Wife
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asked him to make breakfast for us something about me being made of milk and eggs

asked him to make breakfast for us something about me being made of milk and eggs Redditors Wife
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He put up two rolls of toilet paper He told me he was conducting an experiment

He put up two rolls of toilet paper He told me he was conducting an experiment Redditors Wife
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I said I beat Gary Kasparov in chess He said "I was not expecting brilliance"

I said I beat Gary Kasparov in chess He said
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I asked for a kiss He said his immune system was just fine

I asked for a kiss He said his immune system was just fine Redditors Wife
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I tried having a deep conversation with him. He just asks for tl;dr

I tried having a deep conversation with him. He just asks for tl;dr Redditors Wife
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I asked him if I was pretty... he said 3/10 would not bang.

I asked him if I was pretty... he said 3/10 would not bang. Redditors Wife
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I told him to cum on my face he yelled "BOOM HEADSHOT!"

I told him to cum on my face he yelled
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