Redditors Wife

he said it's "all neck-down" with me spends hours on reddit replying to neckbeards

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He gave me a painting made by squirting paint out of his ass

He gave me a painting made by squirting paint out of his ass  Redditors Wife

Asked what a fleshlight was, and why one arrived in the mail still awating answer

Asked what a fleshlight was, and why one arrived in the mail still awating answer  Redditors Wife

Why is all the shampoo gone Kaye effect

Why is all the shampoo gone Kaye effect  Redditors Wife

tells him she's furious because he won't get off the computer wraps her in a blanket and calls her an angry caterpillar over and over

tells him she's furious because he won't get off the computer wraps her in a blanket and calls her an angry caterpillar over and over  Redditors Wife

i asked him if he wanted me he said he wasn't blinking.

i asked him if he wanted me he said he wasn't blinking.  Redditors Wife

I brought him a glass of Milk He said there better not be any pulp in this goddamn cow juice

I brought him a glass of Milk He said there better not be any pulp in this goddamn cow juice  Redditors Wife

No, I won't have sex with you Just because you got a picture of my project to the front page

No, I won't have sex with you Just because you got a picture of my project to the front page  Redditors Wife

IT'S PATCH DAY... THAT SANDWICH ISN'T GONNA MAKE ITSELF

IT'S PATCH DAY... THAT SANDWICH ISN'T GONNA MAKE ITSELF  Redditors Wife

Told him that his dick was too big for anal "I don't give a shit"

Told him that his dick was too big for anal
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