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Lives in monterey where places like Big Sur and Point Lobos are 20 minutes away Stays in Barracks playing WoW all weekend

Lives in monterey where places like Big Sur and Point Lobos are 20 minutes away Stays in Barracks playing WoW all weekend  Redditors Wife

Walked in on son giving himself a blowjob lol repost

Walked in on son giving himself a blowjob lol repost  Redditors Wife

She asked him what he wanted to do on 9/11 He told me I was a karma whore

She asked him what he wanted to do on 9/11 He told me I was a karma whore  Redditors Wife

I tried doing a striptease for him he looked for poopstains on my underwear

I tried doing a striptease for him he looked for poopstains on my underwear  Redditors Wife

I thought nice guys were boring, so i dated an asshole who was fun. now i'm pregnant and he doesn't wanna look at me girl, what were the names of your hot friends who were at that club when I met you?

I thought nice guys were boring, so i dated an asshole who was fun.  now i'm pregnant and he doesn't wanna look at me girl, what were the names of your hot friends who were at that club when I met you?   Redditors Wife

I told him i ran out of tampons he said “First world problems"

I told him i ran out of tampons he said 
“First world problems

I asked him to have the talk with our son. He said "I'm Gonna Need a Doughnut and a Banana"

I asked him to have the talk with our son. He said

I told him he forgot to pick up our son from school he said "Fuck me, right?"

I told him he forgot to pick up our son from school he said

We used to lay together after sex Now you just go on reddit

We used to lay together after sex Now you just go on reddit  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to hold hands He peed on me instead

I asked if he wanted to hold hands He peed on me instead  Redditors Wife
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