Redditors Wife

I said, "Let's have sex again." he said, "It hasn't been 12 hours."

I said,

I told him 9gag was a sick addiction He said not as sick as the poop post

I told him 9gag was a sick addiction He said not as sick as the poop post  Redditors Wife

I queefed in bed during sex now we can't have sex without him giggling

I queefed in bed during sex now we can't have sex without him giggling  Redditors Wife

I told him I wish I was pregnant He bought me a lap table

I told him I wish I was pregnant He bought me a lap table  Redditors Wife

I told him our silver wedding anniversary was coming up he covered the kitchen in tin foil

I told him our silver wedding anniversary was coming up he covered the kitchen in 
tin foil  Redditors Wife

I told him I was pregnant He said falcon punch

I told him I was pregnant He said falcon punch  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he wanted for dinner and all he said was, "MASHED POTATOES!"

I asked him what he wanted for dinner and all he said was,

i told him i was taking the kids to my sister's and then i was going to come back for the rest of my stuff he said: bitch, better come back with a goddamn sammich

i told him i was taking the kids to my sister's and then i was going to come back for the rest of my stuff he said: bitch, better come back with a goddamn sammich   Redditors Wife

Made a power point for why we should have sex He posted it on reddit

Made a power point for why we should have sex He posted it on reddit  Redditors Wife

He heard I like Milkshake so he poured milkshake on my breasts and made me jump up and down

He heard I like Milkshake so he poured milkshake on my breasts and made me jump up and down  Redditors Wife
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