Redditors Wife

did you hear about those huge tornados? Yes. *f5s

did you hear about those huge tornados? Yes. *f5s  Redditors Wife

Honey we should go to bed... I'm in the middle of a League of Legends game

Honey we should go to bed... I'm in the middle of a League of Legends game  Redditors Wife

Shaves everyday just incase doesn't matter.

Shaves everyday just incase doesn't matter.  Redditors Wife

I asked him to take me to the hospital for my chest pains He said "Why not zoidberg?"

I asked him to take me to the hospital for my chest pains He said

I told him i was at a [10] all he said was "i go to [11]"

I told him i was at a [10] all he said was

I asked him to take my picture He said We're out of poptarts

I asked him to take my picture He said We're out of poptarts  Redditors Wife

I told him a joke He said let's Go into the quary and throw things down there man.

I told him a joke He said let's Go into the quary and throw things down there man.  Redditors Wife

Tell Him that i'm not feeling well Throws raw steak on ground and tells me to eat it

Tell Him that i'm not feeling well Throws raw steak on ground and tells me to eat it  Redditors Wife

I wanted a poodle He adopted a Tibetan mastiff

I wanted a poodle He adopted a Tibetan mastiff  Redditors Wife

I brought him donuts but he said he would rather have his cousins

I brought him donuts but he said he would rather have his cousins  Redditors Wife
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