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I asked him if he still liked me He said he likes Netflix and birds.

I asked him if he still liked me He said he likes Netflix and birds.  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed. He says he's waiting for the next inside joke on Reddit.

I asked him to come to bed. He says he's waiting for the next inside joke on Reddit.  Redditors Wife

I asked why one arm was stronger than the other He said he started playing tennis

I asked why one arm was stronger than the other He said he started playing tennis  Redditors Wife

Told him we had to catch a flight He told me to wait until they found Nemo

Told him we had to catch a flight He told me to wait until they found Nemo  Redditors Wife

I made love to your father...I'm sorry Cool Story bro

I made love to your father...I'm sorry Cool Story bro  Redditors Wife

he used to make love to me until i started nagging all the goddamn time, because i'm a bitch in stupid pjs that hasn't trimmed my bush in 3 years. i love you wall.

he used to make love to me until i started nagging all the goddamn time, because i'm a bitch in stupid pjs that hasn't trimmed my bush in 3 years. i love you wall.  Redditors Wife

we were pulled over for minor traffic infraction he kept screaming for a lawyer

we were pulled over for minor traffic infraction he kept screaming for a lawyer  Redditors Wife

Online poker, youjizz and chatroulette ruled our lives and now it seems the next big thing is something called "hemliga gruppen"

Online poker, youjizz and chatroulette ruled our lives and now it seems the next big thing is something called

i told him adalia rose had progeria, not cancer he said: she has cancer! fuck!

i told him adalia rose had progeria, not cancer he said: she has cancer! fuck!  Redditors Wife

Asked him to get me a drink "Hitler did nothing wrong."

Asked him to get me a drink
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