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i told him he wasn't paying attention to me... He told me to light my arm on fire.

i told him he wasn't paying attention to me... He told me to light my arm on fire.  Redditors Wife

spills beer on computer calls dots

spills beer on computer calls dots  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he could He used a speech jamming gun.

I asked him if he could He used a speech jamming gun.  Redditors Wife

he taught me the wrong way to use a meme and posted it on reddit to make fun of me

he taught me the wrong way to use a meme and posted it on reddit to make fun of me  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He said he would rather masturbate on the carpet

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He said he would rather masturbate on the carpet  Redditors Wife

I told him I want a baby He told me to buy an eagle

I told him I want a baby He told me to buy an eagle  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he browses girls on /gonewild He told me he likes to look at "boobies", and I need to "get over it."

I asked him why he browses girls on /gonewild He told me he likes to look at

I asked what he was going as for Halloween He said a Twister mat

I asked what he was going as for Halloween He said a Twister mat  Redditors Wife

went to the mall He asked me if I wanted a little pot

went to the mall  He asked me if I wanted a little pot  Redditors Wife

I asked him when we would get married He asked me to bury a garbage bag of goat meat

I asked him when we would get married He asked me to bury a garbage bag of goat meat  Redditors Wife
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