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i asked him if he wanted a hand job He asked me if i saw any casts on his arms

i asked him if he wanted a hand job He asked me if i saw any casts on his arms Redditors Wife
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I asked him to take me to california He said "Too late, it fell into the ocean"

I asked him to take me to california He said
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I suggested sex in the shower He declined. reddit said he might get cold

I suggested sex in the shower He declined. reddit said he might get cold Redditors Wife
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i asked him to come to bed he said SHH earthbound!

i asked him to come to bed he said SHH earthbound! Redditors Wife
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I told him my arm was festering He called me a Russian druggy

I told him my arm was festering He called me a Russian druggy Redditors Wife
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Gets on computer to work on art project for wife spends hours surfing internet instead

Gets on computer to work on art project for wife spends hours surfing internet instead Redditors Wife
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I baked him a cupcake he ripped it in half

I baked him a cupcake he ripped it in half Redditors Wife
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I told him i was ready to throw him out he said he'd make the front page if i threw him out of the car

I told him i was ready to throw him out he said he'd make the front page if i threw him out of the car Redditors Wife
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Asked for some empathy Got a third world problem meme.

Asked for some empathy Got a third world problem meme. Redditors Wife
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Things are changing He told me to keep calling his cellphone

Things are changing He told me to keep calling his cellphone Redditors Wife
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