Redditors Wife

I said "i love you" He Said "yeah i ate already"

I said

I asked him where he's been all night He said "meow"

I asked him where he's been all night He said

he flicked my nipple then mumbled something about 7 seconds

he flicked my nipple then mumbled something about 7 seconds  Redditors Wife

I told him i was pregnant he said: cool story bro

I told him i was pregnant  he said: cool story bro  Redditors Wife

i showed him my blue shirt he said "i've already seen that one, it should be purple"

i showed him my blue shirt he said

i was waiting for him to get my joke he said my face looked like an eel

i was waiting for him to get my joke he said my face looked like an eel  Redditors Wife

I bought him an andy warhol original He started worshipping it

I bought him an andy warhol original He started worshipping it  Redditors Wife

Asked him to come to bed. He said, "Hold on, I am waiting for a 'redditors wife' to recap the day."

Asked him to come to bed. He said,

I asked him to go to the lake Not until we get a boatercycle

I asked him to go to the lake Not until we get a boatercycle  Redditors Wife

He said he wanted to quit a habit buries my face in the sink and takes a picture

He said he wanted to quit a habit buries my face in the sink and takes a picture  Redditors Wife
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