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I ASKED HIM WHY HE WAS BURYING THE CATS ALIVE HE SAID HE WAS GROWING CAT PLANTS

I ASKED HIM WHY HE WAS BURYING THE CATS ALIVE HE SAID HE WAS GROWING CAT PLANTS  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed he said "you are doing that too much. try again in 5 minutes."

I asked him to come to bed  
he said

I asked him who she was he said he had a crush on her in high school

I asked him who she was he said he had a crush on her in high school  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could shower together He said "Not now i have to shave the bear"

I asked him if we could shower together He said

I told him we ran out of toilet paper again he wanted a divorce.

I told him we ran out of toilet paper again  he wanted a divorce.  Redditors Wife

Asked him what terrible thing he'd make a response comic to next whatever the front page tells me too

Asked him what terrible thing he'd make a response comic to next whatever the front page tells me too  Redditors Wife

I told him I need a new wallet he bought me a pack of stride gum.

I told him I need a new wallet he bought me a pack of stride gum.  Redditors Wife

He won two tickets to Hawaii He went twice, by himself

He won two tickets to Hawaii He went twice, by himself  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted a bj "let me wash my balls first"

I asked him if he wanted a bj

I wish He would get off the computer I'm dying to see how my reddit post is doing.

I wish He would get off
the computer I'm dying to see how my reddit post is doing.  Redditors Wife
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