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I asked him what song he wanted to listen to... and he said "ba dum ba dum-dumba dum-dum-dum-dum doooo dooo"

I asked him what song he wanted to listen to... and he said

I asked him for a baby He said only if he is born ready for battle

I asked him for a baby He said only if he is born ready for battle  Redditors Wife

I got him an engagement ring from his favorite movies he went to a volcano and threw it inside

I got him an engagement ring from his favorite movies he went to a volcano and threw it inside  Redditors Wife

I told him I want to have a baby. He replied "I'll totally creampie you."

I told him I want to have a baby. He replied

i got him ice cream cake for his birthday he wanted frosting

i got him ice cream cake for his birthday he wanted frosting  Redditors Wife

I want him to stop playing with himself & come to bed he said he was looking for ticks

I want him to stop playing with himself & come to bed he said he was looking for ticks  Redditors Wife

I asked him where my jewelry box went he threw it in the garbage

I asked him where my jewelry box went he threw it in the garbage  Redditors Wife

I told him I'm moving out and taking the kids. He asked if I could bring him a beer.

I told him I'm moving out and taking the kids. He asked if I could bring him a beer.  Redditors Wife

I said I was leaving him, He said "Pics or it didn't happen"

I said I was leaving him, He said

I asked him if he wanted a snack He said snack man only eats during a fight

I asked him if he wanted a snack He said snack man only eats during a fight  Redditors Wife
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