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Asked him if he could bring me to the ER He asked if i had pizza crust in my butthole

Asked him if he could bring me to the ER He asked if i had pizza crust in my butthole Redditors Wife
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I asked if he wanted to try anal He said i needed to get checked for tapeworms

I asked if he wanted to try anal He said i needed to get checked for tapeworms Redditors Wife
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I asked why the sex was so quick He said "loose cable"

I asked why the sex was so quick He said
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He said he would get the beta and get off hasn't moved since now he just watches brotatoe and touches himself to pandas i wish i was a panda

He said he would get the beta and get off hasn't moved since now he just watches brotatoe and touches himself to pandas i wish i was a panda Redditors Wife
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I ask if I can give him a handjob He says no, he's not a dolphin

I ask if I can give him a handjob He says no, he's not a dolphin Redditors Wife
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I wanted to take a picture with him He photoshopped his head onto my body

I wanted to take a picture with him He photoshopped his head onto my body Redditors Wife
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honey the rent is due brohonestly, i lost it walking last week

honey the rent is due brohonestly, i lost it walking last week Redditors Wife
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I asked if he could pick up some fontina, dog food and wash the car. he asked how many experience points that was worth

I asked if he could pick up some fontina, dog food and wash the car. he asked how many experience points that was worth Redditors Wife
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Ask what happened to his nose Says he tried to remove blackheads

Ask what happened to his nose Says he tried to remove blackheads Redditors Wife
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he said he got me a chocobo for my birthday then started to carry me around the house

he said he got me a chocobo for my birthday then started to carry me around the house Redditors Wife
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