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He said I was the one out of many

He said I was the one out of many Redditors Wife
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Honey, I can't find a dress to wear to the Kentucky Derby Use Duct tape

Honey, I can't find a dress to wear to the Kentucky Derby Use Duct tape Redditors Wife
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I told him to cum inside me He said, "I only cum in boxes."

I told him to cum inside me He said,
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I asked if the code was ready he told me we should have given him the robot 3 weeks ago

I asked if the code was ready he told me we should have given him the robot 3 weeks ago Redditors Wife
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I asked him to get me puppy He said not until I have terminal cancer

I asked him to get me puppy He said not until I have terminal cancer Redditors Wife
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"It's late, come to bed." "I'm watching Snute, fuck off woman."
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I told him he should make a video that would change the world He said he was too busy masterbating in public

I told him he should make a video that would change the world He said he was too busy masterbating in public Redditors Wife
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I asked if he wanted to spice up our sex life he said to go buy a horse

I asked if he wanted to spice up our sex life he said to go buy a horse Redditors Wife
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I signed us up for a gym membership Boasts to everyone that he could eat 100 treadmills

I signed us up for a gym membership Boasts to everyone that he could eat 100 treadmills Redditors Wife
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I asked him if we could get a new pet He said "go buy some mulch"

I asked him if we could get a new pet He said
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