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I asked him if we could cuddle he said I need to make a hexaflexagon

I asked him if we could cuddle he said I need to make a hexaflexagon  Redditors Wife

i texted him asking for sex he said only if i beat him at connect four

i texted him asking for sex he said only if i beat him at connect four  Redditors Wife

Asked Him to Take A Shower Said he only takes Ice-Block Showers

Asked Him to Take A Shower Said he only takes Ice-Block Showers  Redditors Wife

He caressed my breasts "Me gustan," he murmured

He caressed my breasts

I asked him if he thought I was inteligent He said "Not as much as Kei$ha"

I asked him if he thought I was inteligent He said

Suggests an idea and gives excellent reasons "I disagree. downvote."

Suggests an idea and gives excellent reasons

I asked him if he thought I was sexy He said, "Not as sexy as this nug."

I asked him if he thought I was sexy He said,

I said i was going in to labor He said he needed to check /r/random

I said i was going in to labor He said he needed to check /r/random  Redditors Wife

I asked him when he's going to propose he said he needs enough karma to fly across the atlantic first.

I asked him when he's going to propose he said he needs enough karma to fly across the atlantic first.  Redditors Wife

He proposed another shitty trade on fantasy football

He proposed another shitty trade on fantasy football  Redditors Wife
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