Redditors Wife

his year to give out candy he gave it to the first 2 kids

his year to give out candy he gave it to the first 2 kids  Redditors Wife

I asked him to take me for a spin in his new custom Jeep he drove it 30 feet and drained the fuel

I asked him to take me for a spin in his new custom Jeep he drove it 30 feet and drained the fuel  Redditors Wife

I told him the dog died, He said, "NOPE! call chuck testa."

I told him the dog died, He said,

I asked him for a comb He called me a lesbian

I asked him for a comb He called me a lesbian  Redditors Wife

he farted in the car and made me throw up five times he said he felt like he accomplished something

he farted in the car and made me throw up five times he said he felt like he accomplished something  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could get a family portrait done He drew a spiral on a piece of paper

I asked him if we could get a family portrait done He drew a spiral on a piece of paper  Redditors Wife

I wanted to take a shower with him he said "i'd rather take an air bath

I wanted to take a shower with him he said

I told him to fuck me already He said, "no, you're gross."

I told him to fuck me already He said,

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He said he was still doing the 7-day challenge

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He said he was still doing the 7-day challenge  Redditors Wife

I ask him if he still loves me he said "I lub ya"

I ask him if he still loves me he said
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