Redditors Wife

I said "I want a spitroast." He said "Um, it's called a Shishkebab. I'm going melee on my next playthrough."

I said

I had to pretend to like Skyrim and play half his time so he would get his work done

I had to pretend to like Skyrim and play half his time so he would get his work done  Redditors Wife

Asked when he was going to fix the car Said he had to print out and hide 1,300 dicks first

Asked when he was going to fix the car Said he had to print out and hide 1,300 dicks first  Redditors Wife

I ASKED HIM WHY HE WAS UP SO LATE HE SAID HE WAS PRETENDING TO BE AMERICAN

I ASKED HIM WHY HE WAS UP SO LATE HE SAID HE WAS PRETENDING TO BE AMERICAN  Redditors Wife

I asked him to prove me his love He told me to suck his dick so he can cum on my face

I asked him to prove me his love He told me to suck his dick so he can cum on my face  Redditors Wife

I offered to give him a handjob he said "let me see your hands first"

I offered to give him a handjob he said

Spends all his time on his computer when he could be praying the rosary with me.

Spends all his time on his computer when he could be praying the rosary with me.   Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted a family picture He threw our expensive camera on the ground Caption 3 goes here

I told him I wanted a family picture He threw our expensive camera on the ground Caption 3 goes here  Redditors Wife

Wife Farts "Come in"

Wife Farts

I said i had something important to to tell him he asked if i've been a man pretending to be a lesbian the whole time

I said i had something important to to tell him he asked if i've been a man pretending to be a lesbian the whole time  Redditors Wife
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