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I asked him what he wants for breakfast He said bacon starry night

I asked him what he wants for breakfast He said bacon starry night  Redditors Wife

I said, "I'm a whore." He said, "Nairobi?"

I said,

made him spaghetti for dinner he just wanted to see me drop it on the stove

made him spaghetti for dinner he just wanted to see me drop it on the stove  Redditors Wife

I asked my black friend if she wanted to go to south she said i was drawling

I asked my black friend if she wanted to go to south  she said i was drawling   Redditors Wife

I asked what's in the encrypted folder? he said it's pictures of nothing.

I asked what's in the encrypted folder? he said it's pictures of nothing.  Redditors Wife

Asked him if he was hungry he told me to get him a quadruple banana

Asked him if he was hungry he told me to get him a quadruple banana   Redditors Wife

I asked him how watching his friend's house went HE said he was glad he didn't clean his asshole

I asked him how watching his friend's house went HE said he was glad he didn't clean his asshole  Redditors Wife

I asked him what happened to all the toilet paper he said "it's in the trash"

I asked him what happened to all the toilet paper he said

I asked if I could have his heart He said I was too fat

I asked if I could have his heart He said I was too fat  Redditors Wife

I ASKED HIM TO COME SQUEEZE MY BOOBS HED SAID "CURE YOUR OWN CANCER"

I ASKED HIM TO COME SQUEEZE MY BOOBS HED SAID
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