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I said his dick was too big All he said was nice try

I said his dick was too big All he said was nice try  Redditors Wife

I said I wanted to build a better relationship He said "You have not enough minerals"

I said I wanted to build a better relationship He said

I asked where our son was He told me he was becoming like his father.

I asked where our son was He told me he was becoming like his father.  Redditors Wife

I ASKED HIM IF HE LIKED FOREPLAY HE SAID "GO MAKE A PIE"

I ASKED HIM IF HE LIKED FOREPLAY HE SAID

I said to him i was pregnant He told me to press ctrl + z

I said to him i was pregnant He told me to press ctrl + z  Redditors Wife

I wanted hit to come to bed but He was too busy faking a heart attack for the cat

I wanted hit to come to bed   but He was too busy faking a heart attack for the cat  Redditors Wife

Tim, did you take the muffins out of the oven? Yeah, I got those little shits out of there

Tim, did you take the muffins out of the oven? Yeah, I got those little shits out of there  Redditors Wife

he's used up all of my glitter lotion

he's used up all of my glitter lotion  Redditors Wife

Asks for a bar of soap Throws her a vibrator

Asks for a bar of soap Throws her a vibrator  Redditors Wife

He's been working on an online laboratory... pinklab.com

He's been working on an online laboratory... pinklab.com  Redditors Wife
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