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Started rubbing his face on my Crotch Said he was out of cologne

Started rubbing his face on my Crotch Said he was out of cologne  Redditors Wife

He got me a card on my birthday Had the cheesy message from a happy anniversary card copied into it

He got me a card on my birthday Had the cheesy message from a happy anniversary card copied into it  Redditors Wife

html He turned me Lesbian

html He turned me Lesbian  Redditors Wife

i leave him a letter saying i want a divorce he leaves me response saying, TL;dr

i leave him a letter saying i want a divorce he leaves me response saying, TL;dr  Redditors Wife

Do you wanna... No, I hate your uterus.

Do you wanna... No, I hate your uterus.   Redditors Wife

I said, "I wish you'd start to open up." dont_stop_me_smee?

I said,

I tried to give him a blowjob he said "what did you do?"

I tried to give him a blowjob he said

I asked if we could go to the beach tomorrow He told me he'd just photoshop me out for not taking a punch right

I asked if we could go to the beach tomorrow He told me he'd just photoshop me out for not taking a punch right  Redditors Wife

He made one too many jokes So I killed him

He made one too many jokes So I killed him  Redditors Wife

Edu vamos pa cama amor CALA TE CARALHO PERDEMOS O BARON

Edu vamos pa cama amor CALA TE CARALHO PERDEMOS O BARON  Redditors Wife
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