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I asked him to mow the lawn he said, only if i can make a cool design

I asked him to mow the lawn he said, only if i can make a cool design  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he borrowed my hairdryer He said heating your dinner.

I asked him why he borrowed my hairdryer  He said heating your dinner.   Redditors Wife

I said "I am a virgin"... ...he said "First Blood!"

I said

hey wann- SHUT UP BITCH IM PLAYING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

hey wann- SHUT UP BITCH IM PLAYING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!  Redditors Wife

This is not fair Lil B liked his comment but not mine LIL B IS MY FRIEND!!!

This is not fair Lil B liked his comment but not mine LIL B IS MY FRIEND!!!
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I asked him if he wanted to have sex he said he had a cellphone

I asked him if he wanted to have sex he said he had a cellphone  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to help me pick up my daughter He said he had to celebrate with a pabst and a bro-fist

I asked him if he wanted to help me pick up my daughter He said he had to celebrate with a pabst and a bro-fist  Redditors Wife

I post an endearing photo of our child He spends all night turning into a meme

I post an endearing photo of our child He spends all night turning into a meme  Redditors Wife

I asked him to buy me some bath bubbles He handed me a popsicle and said it was scented body wash

I asked him to buy me some bath bubbles  He handed me a popsicle and said it was scented body wash  Redditors Wife

Tried sending him naked pictures says I'm no Scarlett

Tried sending him naked pictures says I'm no Scarlett  Redditors Wife
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