Redditors Wife

This picture is funny because he'd rather be on teh internets than fuck his wife. lololololololol

This picture is funny because he'd rather be on teh internets than fuck his wife. lololololololol  Redditors Wife

I told him I was feeling frisky He told me to go join the TSA

I told him I was feeling frisky He told me to go join the TSA  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he liked the first time he saw my boobies he said "can't be keepin' the caribou!"

I asked him if he liked the first time he saw my boobies he said

I told him I was constipated He told me to push my finger up my vagina and push the shit out of my ass.

I told him I was constipated He told me to push my finger up my vagina and push the shit out of my ass.  Redditors Wife

I asked if I could borrow his USB Stick He said are you going to insert it in yourself?

I asked if I could borrow his USB Stick He said are you going to insert it in yourself?  Redditors Wife

I kerkova atij ti bente gjerat me te nxehta ne shtrat ai me hodhi piper djeges

I kerkova atij ti bente gjerat me te nxehta ne shtrat ai me hodhi piper djeges  Redditors Wife

Ask him to come visit my dying father He says he's busy helping 4chan take down funnyjunk

Ask him to come visit my dying father He says he's busy helping 4chan take down funnyjunk  Redditors Wife

Bring him breakfast Angry that it isn't sexy pancakes

Bring him breakfast Angry that it isn't sexy pancakes  Redditors Wife

he said he got us a new pet then he put a photo of some random person's dog next to the fireplace

he said he got us a new pet then he put a photo of some random person's dog next to the fireplace  Redditors Wife

When his wart blisters started bleeding i asked if we should see a doctor He wanted to upload it to imgur first

When his wart blisters started bleeding i asked if we should see a doctor He wanted to upload it to imgur first  Redditors Wife
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