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i asked him to come to bed he suggested i get with our son instead

i asked him to come to bed he suggested i get with our son instead  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He said no thanks. I have a Pringles can. Caption 3 goes here

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He said no thanks.  
I have a  Pringles can. Caption 3 goes here  Redditors Wife

I offered him a blowjob he asked me what i did wrong

I offered him a blowjob he asked me what i did wrong  Redditors Wife

i wore new lingerie he upvoted it

i wore new lingerie he upvoted it  Redditors Wife

i asked if he wanted bacon he said something about a narwhale and midnight

i asked if he wanted bacon he said something about a narwhale and midnight  Redditors Wife

I told him not to post our picture on reddit He turned it into a meme

I told him not to post our picture on reddit He turned it into a meme  Redditors Wife

i asked him if we could have sex he mumbled something about "the size of his wrist"

i asked him if we could have sex he mumbled something about

I told him about my Russian coworker having a hard time getting a date He said, "No number for Jakucha."

I told him about my Russian coworker having a hard time getting a date He said,

I asked him to do Mr. Rob He said "Shut up, Bitch!"

I asked him to do Mr. Rob He said

I offered him a blowjob last night... He said 'Fuckoff bitch I'm flying my CNR'

I offered him a blowjob last night... He said 'Fuckoff bitch I'm flying my CNR'  Redditors Wife
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