Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He said I was not his sister

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He said I was not his sister  Redditors Wife

I said I would go wild for him if he came to bed. He said he's only into girls who have already gone wild.

I said I would go wild for him if he came to bed. He said he's only into girls who have already gone wild.  Redditors Wife

I asked him how much student loan debt he had He faked his death

I asked him how much student loan debt he had He faked his death  Redditors Wife

He said he was saving for a gaming pc he got a gaming pc

He said he was saving for a gaming pc he got a gaming pc  Redditors Wife

I asked him to take the dog for a walk He said he was busy trying to decide which running basset would make the best meme

I asked him to take the dog for a walk He said he was busy trying to decide which running basset would make the best meme  Redditors Wife

I told him he could do anal he said, it must be shark week

I told him he could do anal he said, it must be shark week  Redditors Wife

i asked him to take some sexy pictures of us together he broke a vase right when he took the picture of me naked

i asked him to take some sexy pictures of us together he broke a vase right when he took the picture of me naked  Redditors Wife

I said I was pregnant He said I was full of shit

I said I was pregnant He said I was full of shit  Redditors Wife

Honey, the manhole beyond the driveway is missing its cover I'm gonna use it to make breakfast

Honey, the manhole beyond the driveway is missing its cover  I'm gonna use it to make breakfast  Redditors Wife

I tried to talk to him about having kids he said cats get more karma

I tried to talk to him about having kids he said cats get more karma  Redditors Wife
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