Redditors Wife

I asked him to bring a spatula to bed. He asked, "How will we open our doors?"

I asked him to bring a spatula to bed.  He asked,

Why did you get 6 cartons of milk? "They had eggs."

Why did you get 6 cartons of milk?

I told him i wasn't feeling well he told me to go get an egg

I told him i wasn't feeling well he told me to go get an egg  Redditors Wife

he posted a nude picture of me on the internet he said it was for science

he posted a nude picture of me on the internet he said it was for science  Redditors Wife

I asked him what the brazzers charge on our statement was he said it was for marriage counseling

I asked him what the brazzers charge on our statement was he said it was for marriage counseling  Redditors Wife

i thought he'd be done after r/gonewild then he found r/asmr

i thought he'd be done after r/gonewild then he found r/asmr  Redditors Wife

Why don't you want to meet my brother? He confessed to be the murderer of the one you loved back then.

Why don't you want to meet my brother? He confessed to be the murderer of the one you loved back then.  Redditors Wife

I tried to impress him with a picture i drew Says his reddit friends won't stop making fun of him

I tried to impress him with a picture i drew Says his reddit friends won't stop making fun of him  Redditors Wife

Why do I hear rocks shaking? The doorbell is broken

Why do I hear rocks shaking? The doorbell is broken  Redditors Wife

I tried to call him at lunch A resturant picked up

I tried to call him at lunch A resturant picked up  Redditors Wife
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