Redditors Wife

for our anniversary i made him a photo album with nude pictures of myself He said "Y U No Scarlett Johansson?"

for our anniversary i made him a photo album with nude pictures of myself He said

I told him I prefer Reddit to 4chan He said "Tits or GTFO"

I told him I prefer Reddit to 4chan He said

I asked him if he liked my vagina He said it looked like the inside of a camel's mouth

I asked him if he liked my vagina He said it looked like the inside of a camel's mouth  Redditors Wife

I asked my dad if I could tickle his feet... he said "no"

I asked my dad if I could tickle his feet... he said

I asked him if he wanted to have sex... He looked right at me and yawned.

I asked him if he wanted to have sex... He looked right at me and yawned.  Redditors Wife

I asked him when we where going to get married? He says he always wanted to propose, but he took an arrow to the knee.

I asked him when we where going to get married? He says he always wanted to propose, but he took an arrow to the knee.  Redditors Wife

Asked if he wanted to have sex Told me to buy a panda costume

Asked if he wanted to have sex Told me to buy a panda costume  Redditors Wife

i told him i was leaving him for our mailman carlos he said "swag"

i told him i was leaving him for our mailman carlos he said

the bank informed us that is taking our house because he's not paying the mortgage. I told him I'm leaving him. He said "Take my love, take my land, i don't care, i'm still free, you can't take the sky from me"

the bank informed us that is taking our house because he's not paying the mortgage. I told him I'm leaving him. He said

i asked him if he wanted to go on vacation he said only if we go to the south pole

i asked him if he wanted to go on vacation he said only if we go to the south pole  Redditors Wife
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