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 scarlett johansson  Redditors Wife

I told him I was mad at him He said "why don't you open a jar?"

I told him I was mad at him He said

I asked him to come to bed he asked me why I didn't use to be fat

I asked him to come to bed he asked me why I didn't use to be fat  Redditors Wife

I asked him where he wanted me to put the lube He said "your neck"

I asked him where he wanted me to put the lube He said

Asked if we can take a vacation to the desert He said to fill my vagina with water and grab some duct tape

Asked if we can take a vacation to the desert He said to fill my vagina with water and grab some duct tape  Redditors Wife

I just gave birth He's busy making a reddit account for our newborn son.

I just gave birth He's busy making a reddit account for our newborn son.  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted a PB & J sandwich He said "Get away from me, you Racist!"

I asked if he wanted a PB & J sandwich He said

I asked him why he was wearing my skirt he said it's for teaching the dog

I asked him why he was wearing my skirt he said it's for teaching the dog  Redditors Wife

wife finally goes to bed browses all the nsfw posts

wife finally goes to bed browses all the nsfw posts  Redditors Wife

He said he saw me on the front page He freaked out about missing some joke

He said he saw me on the front page He freaked out about missing some joke  Redditors Wife
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