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Invited him for a bike trip out in the forests "Are the bikes made of bamboo?"

Invited him for a bike trip out in the forests

from i94 i saw your light on in your holst hall apartment and i came to say hello. i swear im not a creeper.

from i94 i saw your light on in your holst hall apartment and i came to say hello. i swear im not a creeper.  Redditors Wife

i asked him to take a shower with me he wanted to know if we have any shampoo bottles with a thin spout

i asked him to take a shower with me he wanted to know if we have any shampoo bottles with a thin spout  Redditors Wife

I TOLD HIM I LOVED HIM HE TOLD ME HE ATE ALREADY

I TOLD HIM I LOVED HIM HE TOLD ME HE ATE ALREADY  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he didn't go to work today he said bill murray told him to to call out of work

I asked him why he didn't go to work today he said bill murray told him to to call out of work  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he was documenting such horrible websites He said he was doing it for internet medals

I asked him why he was documenting such horrible websites He said he was doing it for internet medals  Redditors Wife

I told him we needed a priest for the wedding. he booked judas priest

I told him we needed a priest for the wedding. he booked judas priest  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to have sexy time "not now, my little pony is on"

I asked him if he wanted to have sexy time

asked him to have sex he said he'd give me the ol' lickaroo instead

asked him to have sex he said he'd give me the ol' lickaroo instead  Redditors Wife

Ready for sex Later, I'm reading how to go down on you.

Ready for sex Later, I'm reading how to go down on you.  Redditors Wife
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