Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed. He said No: He didn't want to miss the next Reddit Joke.

I asked him to come to bed. He said No: He didn't want to miss the next Reddit Joke.  Redditors Wife

He woke me up in the middle of the night to ask if I wanted any Ambien.

He woke me up in the middle of the night to ask if I wanted any Ambien.  Redditors Wife

I told him the dishwasher was broken "/r/firstworldproblems"

I told him the dishwasher was broken

i told him i was pregnant he said go seat on the toilet seat

i told him i was pregnant he said go seat on the toilet seat  Redditors Wife

I told him I was having trouble achieving an orgasm He said r/twoxchromosomes would have the answer.

I told him I was having trouble achieving an orgasm He said r/twoxchromosomes would have the answer.  Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted a dog. He said "why? Do you think you have cancer?"

I told him I wanted a dog.  He said

I TOLD HIM ABOUT BLUE WAFFLE HE GOOGLE IT

I TOLD HIM ABOUT BLUE WAFFLE HE GOOGLE IT  Redditors Wife

I told him to come to bed He said, "Que no hablan Espanol?"

I told him to come to bed He said,

I asked him if we could have sex He said I wasn't "brand positive" enough.

I asked him if we could have sex He said I wasn't

Secretly supports SOPA and PIPA

Secretly supports SOPA and PIPA   Redditors Wife
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