Redditors Wife

he has never sent me a smiley face i love smiley faces Caption 3 goes here

he has never sent me a smiley face i love smiley faces Caption 3 goes here  Redditors Wife

He won't go to the movies Because Reddit Science is fucking awesome

He won't go to the movies Because Reddit Science is fucking awesome  Redditors Wife

Offered to give him a blow job Asked me to try it on an egg first

Offered to give him a blow job Asked me to try it on an egg first  Redditors Wife

when are you coming to bed? after I finish updating the spreadsheet that tracks when we have sex

when are you coming to bed? after I finish updating the spreadsheet that tracks when we have sex  Redditors Wife

I asked him to set an alarm he asked his phone to set an alarm and thanked her

I asked him to set an alarm he asked his phone to set an alarm and thanked her  Redditors Wife

has anyone ever noticed the monitor is pointing at the wall?

has anyone ever noticed the monitor is pointing at the wall?  Redditors Wife

he referenced something from reddit i had to look through the top queue to understand the joke

he referenced something from reddit i had to look through the top queue to understand the joke  Redditors Wife

Sweet....Miner posted his review I guess I didn't like the show

Sweet....Miner posted his review I guess I didn't like the show  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he would just fap in the rain

I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he would just fap in the rain  Redditors Wife

asked if i could help him masterbate sometime he said "not even if i lose my arms in a bear attack"

asked if i could help him masterbate sometime he said
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