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I asked if he wanted to watch a movie he said he couldnt because he took an arrow to the knee

I asked if he wanted to watch a movie he said he couldnt because he took an arrow to the knee  Redditors Wife

I told him to make a wish for 11/11 he wished for skyrim

I told him to make a wish for 11/11 he wished for skyrim  Redditors Wife

didn't want sex cause she was watching the Disney Channel tough nugs now hunny, i'm playing Magic the Gathering

didn't want sex cause she was watching the Disney Channel tough nugs now hunny, i'm playing Magic the Gathering  Redditors Wife

I asked him to fix my computer he said remove the ram part

I asked him to fix my computer he said remove the ram part  Redditors Wife

i bought him a box of doughnuts he just wanted me to stick my fingers in them

i bought him a box of doughnuts he just wanted me to stick my fingers in them  Redditors Wife

I said dinner is done He said it better be fish assholes

I said dinner is done He said it better be fish assholes  Redditors Wife

I fucking puked 5 times from his rancid farts. he told the whole internet.

I fucking puked 5 times from his rancid farts. he told the whole internet.  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to have a barbeque he said he was out of babies

I asked him if he wanted to have a barbeque he said he was out of babies  Redditors Wife

I asked him to join me in the shower he said he was waiting for his to freeze

I asked him to join me in the shower he said he was waiting for his to freeze  Redditors Wife

Come on big bro, i'm only in town for one night fuck me like when we were kids

Come on big bro, i'm only in town for one night fuck me like when we were kids  Redditors Wife
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