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I said we should celebrate today with a nice dinner and champagne he said I can't believe you remembered my cakeday

I said we should celebrate today with a nice dinner and champagne he said I can't believe you remembered my cakeday  Redditors Wife

i asked him what website is he on he said you are not stripping for karma

i asked him what website is he on he said you are not stripping for karma  Redditors Wife

Mace at the computer ignoring his girlfriend.... Too bad she doesn't exist

Mace at the computer ignoring his girlfriend.... Too bad she doesn't exist  Redditors Wife

i told him i haven't seen a penis in months he told me to trace the scissors

i told him i haven't seen a penis in months he told me to trace the scissors  Redditors Wife

Erotica I swear, hunny, I have a prescription

Erotica I swear, hunny, I have a prescription  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed he said he was playing hide and seek

I asked him to come to bed he said he was playing hide and seek  Redditors Wife

I said i wanted a headphone rack for my birthday He gave me a banana stand

I said i wanted a headphone rack for my birthday He gave me a banana stand  Redditors Wife

Asked if he wanted to see my vacation pictures He said "only if its in a Fleshlight factory"

Asked if he wanted to see my vacation pictures He said

I asked him if he thought I was foxy He told me to go freeze in a lake

I asked him if he thought I was foxy He told me to go freeze in a lake  Redditors Wife

he stopped moving during sex he said he was buffering

he stopped moving during sex he said he was buffering  Redditors Wife
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