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He finally stepped into the bedroom "let me get rid of your wrinkles"

He finally stepped into the bedroom

I told him i saw a homicide in front of our home and called the police he mumbled something about candies

I told him i saw a homicide in front of our home and called the police he mumbled something about candies  Redditors Wife

he said he was making waffles for breakfast. I said "don't you mean carrots?" he hit me.

he said he  was making waffles for breakfast. I said

I asked him why he's staring at my chest. He said he's trying to break the record.

I asked him why he's staring at my chest. He said he's trying to break the record.  Redditors Wife

ALL HE EVER DOES IS WHAT TIGHT EYEZ HOW DOES HE DO DAT?

ALL HE EVER DOES IS WHAT TIGHT EYEZ HOW DOES HE DO DAT?  Redditors Wife

Asked if he wanted to take a shower with me he told me to check the freezer

Asked if he wanted to take a shower with me he told me to check the freezer  Redditors Wife

we don't seem to communicate anymore

we don't seem to communicate anymore   Redditors Wife

I told him to have sex with me... He said the government is listening to my whore mouth

I told him to have sex with me... He said the government is listening to my whore mouth  Redditors Wife

Asked him if i ever take a bad picture "No, you're just that ugly"

Asked him if i ever take a bad picture

asked him if he was attracted to another woman Ridiculously photogenic surgery girl

asked him if he was attracted to another woman Ridiculously photogenic surgery girl  Redditors Wife
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