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"make love to me all night." "My Whore-Pipe doesn't have a hydrozoan's life span."

I asked him to sign the divorce papers he said, "sure, i just bought a pilot g-2"

I asked him to sign the divorce papers he said,

He went in the bathroom after me "Why can't you be a Good Guy Greg and put a new roll on after you empty one?!"

He went in the bathroom after me

opened a bottle of coke it Sprayed all over the kitchen

opened a bottle of coke it Sprayed all over the kitchen  Redditors Wife

I asked him to be more romantic He made a meme about about how I give great BJs

I asked him to be more romantic He made a meme about about how I give great BJs  Redditors Wife

i ASKED what he wanted me to wear to bed HE SAID the right dress color

i ASKED what he wanted me to wear to bed HE SAID the right dress color  Redditors Wife

He calls me Derpina in public... My Name is Maria

He calls me Derpina in public... My Name is Maria  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he was fired from his job. He mumbled something about english.exe

I asked him why he was fired from his job. He mumbled something about english.exe  Redditors Wife

I ASKED HIM TO TOUCH Me He pretended he only had three fingers the whole time

I ASKED HIM TO TOUCH Me
 He pretended he only had three fingers the whole time  Redditors Wife

I ASKED HIM IF I'M PRETTY. "A cat wouldn't think so."

I ASKED HIM IF I'M PRETTY.
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