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i asked him if he was going to work so we can pay our bills he accused me of wanting him to get hit with a helicopter

i asked him if he was going to work so we can pay our bills he accused me of wanting him to get hit with a helicopter Redditors Wife
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wanted to show him how I good I look after losing 25 pounds in the mirror every mirror is smashed and in the shape of the bat symbol

wanted to show him how I good I look after losing 25 pounds in the mirror every mirror is smashed and in the shape of the bat symbol Redditors Wife
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i told him i saw a beautiful jellyfish he lectured me for 20 minutes about immense diversity of gelatinous organisms

i told him i saw a beautiful jellyfish he lectured me for 20 minutes about immense diversity of gelatinous organisms Redditors Wife
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I told him to throw away the moldy halloween pumpkins He said, "they're not moldy; they're on meth."

I told him to throw away the moldy halloween pumpkins He said,
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I complained about his premature ejaculation He said that Zoidberg would help him.

I complained about his premature ejaculation He said that Zoidberg would help him. Redditors Wife
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i told him there was a live spider in the room he said nope! chuck testa

i told him there was a live spider in the room he said nope! chuck testa Redditors Wife
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I said I wanted to learn to type he said "pew pew pew"

I said I wanted to learn to type he said
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I asked him if he was coming to bed... he said he had to wait for this kid's roommate to leave so he could see his tiny wiener.

I asked him if he was coming to bed... he said he had to wait for this kid's roommate to leave so he could see his tiny wiener. Redditors Wife
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I went to lunch with him He farted in the car and I threw up

I went to lunch with him He farted in the car and I threw up Redditors Wife
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I told him i was raped He said pics or it didn't happen.

I told him i was raped He said pics or it didn't happen. Redditors Wife
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