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spends hours f5'ing for karma updates doesn't ask how my day went

spends hours f5'ing for karma updates doesn't ask how my day went  Redditors Wife

i said we could try some role playing he told me to dress up like a duck and play dead

i said we could try some role playing he told me to dress up like a duck and play dead  Redditors Wife

Want to go to the night club? Sure, just let me get my metal detector

Want to go to the night club? Sure, just let me get my metal detector  Redditors Wife

i wanted him to seduce me he said: we're all out of bacon

i wanted him to seduce me he said: we're all out of bacon  Redditors Wife

It said... "Free gift, click here" Now he's up all night removing malware

It said...

I said goodnight handsome sweet dreams sleep tight. He said wass6p

I said goodnight handsome sweet dreams sleep tight. He said wass6p  Redditors Wife

He's obsessed with the Burning Man ticket fiasco Instead of making art

He's obsessed with the Burning Man ticket fiasco Instead of making art  Redditors Wife

why do you ask strangers for advice? i'm your best friend and i'm right here shh, not now honey, someone just answered my question and gave me karma!

why do you ask strangers for advice? i'm your best friend and i'm right here shh, not now honey, someone just answered my question and gave me karma!  Redditors Wife

i told him to do something with his life and called him a bum He told me to pack my shit and leave by monday

i told him to do something with his life and called him a bum He told me to pack my shit and leave by monday  Redditors Wife

oh gosh. that poor naked girl

oh gosh.  that poor naked girl  Redditors Wife
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