Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wants to marry me he just said i should order a pizza

I asked him if he wants to marry me he just said i should order a pizza  Redditors Wife

I asked him where is my toothbrush He said taped to your vibrator

I asked him where is my toothbrush  He said taped to your vibrator  Redditors Wife

i told him i wanted to have sex he said put on glasses and a pacman tshirt before talking to me

i told him i wanted to have sex he said put on glasses and a pacman tshirt before talking to me  Redditors Wife

Taylor Hanson just died

Taylor Hanson just died  Redditors Wife

Tells him she wants a divorce Grabs nearest child and celebrates reddit birthday

Tells him she wants a divorce Grabs nearest child and celebrates reddit birthday  Redditors Wife

I asked about the woman who called earlier He asked if I was jelly

I asked about the woman who called earlier He asked if I was jelly  Redditors Wife

Finally goggled Thermite/911/Israel Getting fucked dry hurts

Finally goggled Thermite/911/Israel Getting fucked dry hurts  Redditors Wife

i asked him why he didn't make dinner he said the corndogs wouldn't fit in the toaster

i asked him why he didn't make dinner he said the corndogs wouldn't fit in the toaster  Redditors Wife

i asked him if these pants make me look fat he said, no it's the fat that makes you look fat

i asked him if these pants make me look fat he said, no it's the fat that makes you look fat

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I asked him if he wanted to come to bed and make love he said he'd rather stay up and google himself

I asked him if he wanted to come to bed and make love he said he'd rather stay up and google himself  Redditors Wife
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