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I asked why he took off all the wheels on our car he said "Its that kind of day"

I asked why he took off all the wheels on our car he said

I asked him if he wanted to have birthday sex he said, "How about a homemade chocolate bar instead."

I asked him if he wanted to have birthday sex he said,

I thought he was touching up our wedding photos for our anniversary "I'm taking out our pupils to see what our eyes would look like"

I thought he was touching up our wedding photos for our anniversary

I asked him to make love to me "In which Vagina?"

I asked him to make love to me

Sees his wife behind him Nope, Chuck testa Caption 3 goes here

Sees his wife behind him Nope, Chuck testa Caption 3 goes here  Redditors Wife

Told him if he were a beast, I'd still love him. Says if I were a beauty , he'd still love me...got a boner from all the karma.

Told him if he were a beast, I'd still love him. Says if I were a beauty , he'd still love me...got a boner from all the karma.  Redditors Wife

I ask him why he's wearing chainmail He says "I lost a bet"

I ask him why he's wearing chainmail He says

I asked him to clean the kitchen he washed pepsi bottles all night

I asked him to clean the kitchen he washed pepsi bottles all night  Redditors Wife

I brought him a drink He wouldn't stop pulling on the couch cushions

I brought him a drink He wouldn't stop pulling on the couch cushions  Redditors Wife

come to bed honey, let's make love i'm ordering the dong bags online

come to bed honey, let's make love i'm ordering the dong bags online  Redditors Wife
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