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I reposted his comic and made the front page. He says I'm a Karma whore

I reposted his comic and made the front page. He says I'm a Karma whore  Redditors Wife

i told him he said AMIRITE?

i told him <insert popular post from yesterday here> he said <unless there's popular punchline from post here> AMIRITE?  Redditors Wife

I asked him to get me off he told me to eat a graham cracker

I asked him to get me off he told me to eat a graham cracker  Redditors Wife

I told him I'd make burgers for dinner said he has pku and could die if he ate one

I told him I'd make burgers for dinner said he has pku and could die if he ate one  Redditors Wife

Told him I did his laundry, but someone stole it He said to find it, "or else"

Told him I did his laundry, but someone stole it He said to find it,

i asked him to come to bed he said 'no. i'm using the computer.'

i asked him to come to bed he said 'no. i'm using the computer.'  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed he said we need to get another person and make a baby

I asked him to come to bed he said we need to get another person and make a baby  Redditors Wife

I told him "I heart you" He told me "I nipple you too"

I told him

I said I wanted a divorce He said to call our lawyer dog

I said I wanted a divorce He said to call our lawyer dog  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to come for sex in the bedroom. He said he was cleaning up the internet.

I asked him if he wanted to come for sex in the bedroom. He said he was cleaning up the internet.  Redditors Wife
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