Redditors Wife

Due in july he wants to name her legobacon falcor

Due in july he wants to name her legobacon falcor  Redditors Wife

I put $500 rent money aside for safe keeping he donated it to the scottish heritage association

I put $500 rent money aside for safe keeping he donated it to the scottish heritage association  Redditors Wife

I said something that couldnt be replied to by a reference of the front page he left me.

I said something that couldnt be replied to by a reference of the front page he left me.  Redditors Wife

I asked if he liked the sweater I got him He said we can never go to taco bell

I asked if he liked the sweater I got him He said we can never go to taco bell  Redditors Wife

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's absolutely no need to remind him every six months about it.

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will.  There's absolutely no need to remind him every six months about it.   Redditors Wife

i asked him if he wanted some whiskey he told me to pour it down my chest

i asked him if he wanted some whiskey he told me to pour it down my chest  Redditors Wife

I told him I want a divorce he said "Brace yourself - the lawyers are coming"

I told him I want a divorce he said

Offered to give him a blowjob He said he'd rather fap to r/nsfw

Offered to give him a blowjob He said he'd rather fap to r/nsfw  Redditors Wife

the doctor said we're having twins double-post, delete one or we'll get downvoted to hell

the doctor said we're having twins double-post, delete one or we'll get downvoted to hell  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to play a game with me He yelled, "Get down Mrs. President!" and tackled me to the floor

I asked him if he wanted to play a game with me He yelled,
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