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he went out for a drive "to look at christmas lights"

he went out for a drive

Asked him if he wanted to take the kids on vacation to Australia He said no theyre not safe there now either

Asked him if he wanted to take the kids on vacation to Australia  He said no theyre not safe there now either  Redditors Wife

Brother stop, this is weird *FAP FAP* TORI BLACK

Brother stop, this is weird *FAP  FAP* TORI BLACK  Redditors Wife

you'd rather be on reddit than on me

you'd rather be on reddit than on me  Redditors Wife

He won't talk to me because I drafted Calvin Johnson in front of him

He won't talk to me because I drafted Calvin Johnson in front of him  Redditors Wife

I bought new lingerie so i could look sexy for him he said I would look better in black tape

I bought new lingerie so i could look sexy for him he said I would look better in black tape  Redditors Wife

I said i wanted to start a business he said, "buy some ferrets."

I said i wanted to start a business he said,

I offered him a "hand", a "blow" and a "paying" But apparently the only "jobs" he is interested in just died

I offered him a

Elderly neighbor hasn't gotten morning paper from driveway yet He's calling police to report a rotting corpse

Elderly neighbor hasn't gotten morning paper from driveway yet He's calling police to report a rotting corpse  Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted a divorce. He said thanks for the fathers day card.

I told him I wanted a divorce. He said thanks for the fathers day card.  Redditors Wife
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