Redditors Wife

emerold come to bed... Sorry honey, I'm too busy bragging to 14 year old strangers about how you're a perfect 10.

emerold come to bed... Sorry honey, I'm too busy bragging to 14 year old strangers about how you're a perfect 10.  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he never read his newspaper in the bathroom anymore he said something about bees and guys with their pants down

I asked him why he never read his newspaper in the bathroom anymore he said something about bees and guys with their pants down  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we should start a band together He said he had to check Wikipedia, QuotationsPage, and Flickr first

I asked him if we should start a band together He said he had to check Wikipedia, QuotationsPage, and Flickr first  Redditors Wife

I caught him masturbating into bowls of hot and cold water He said, "For science"

I caught him masturbating into bowls of hot and cold water He said,

She Told him i would do anything he wanted tonight Kevin said: Fuck That I wanna play Starcraft

She Told him i would do anything he wanted tonight Kevin said:
Fuck That I wanna play Starcraft  Redditors Wife

I made him a sandwich with all the meat He just looked down at his new iPhone and said "Find me some hookers"

I made him a sandwich with all the meat He just looked down at his new iPhone and said

Asked him why he won't talk to me anymore. He said I wasn't "Raindroppy" enough.

Asked him why he won't talk to me anymore. He said I wasn't

I told him I thought GGG looked like a big douchebag to me. "brb, posting redditor's wife."

I told him I thought GGG looked like a big douchebag to me.

I told him "let's have sex" he asked me if i was taking ambien again

I told him

I asked if he had any fetishes He asked if I had six toes

I asked if he had any fetishes He asked if I had six toes  Redditors Wife
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