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I asked what he'd do if Reddit went dark to protest SOPA. He said, "Do we have any plastic forks?"

I asked what he'd do if Reddit went dark to protest SOPA. He said,

Offered to have sex Plays Skyrim for another hour

Offered to have sex Plays Skyrim for another hour  Redditors Wife

He called my vagina a furry warlock

He called my vagina a furry warlock   Redditors Wife

Asked him where my poinettias was Said he broke it trying to balance it on his face for the internet

Asked him where my poinettias was Said he broke it trying to balance it on his face for the internet  Redditors Wife

my husband is cheating on me with a girl named "karma"

my husband is cheating on me with a girl named

I asked him to write our christmas cards "chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken"

I asked him to write our christmas cards

I asked if he wanted to cum in my box he said "sure, but you need to remove the shoes, first"

I asked if he wanted to cum in my box he said

I asked him if he was ready to go to the gym "..but the mongolians!"

I asked him if he was ready to go to the gym

he spent all day ogling eye contact girl then upvoted ridiculously photogenic surgery girl to the top spot to avoid looking shallow

he spent all day ogling eye contact girl then upvoted ridiculously photogenic surgery girl to the top spot to avoid looking shallow  Redditors Wife

HE DIDN'T DRINK THE COFFEE I MADE HIM HE SAID, "IT WASN'T PAINTED INTO A BUTTERFLY"

HE DIDN'T DRINK THE COFFEE I MADE HIM HE SAID,
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