Redditors Wife

Asked him to cuddle he said he would "totally cuddle that cat too."

Asked him to cuddle he said he would

I told him he should get get a tattoo he said he was searching for the nearest electrical storm

I told him he should get get a tattoo he said he was searching for the nearest electrical storm  Redditors Wife

I asked him to add potatoes to the grocery list He told me tampons are cheaper than surgery

I asked him to add potatoes to the grocery list He told me tampons are cheaper than surgery  Redditors Wife

i told him if we didnt leave soon, we'd be late for the new years party he said that he was going to use the bonus tunnel

i told him if we didnt leave soon, we'd be late for the new years party he said that he was going to use the bonus tunnel  Redditors Wife

I told him his father was dying He said it would be great for his karma

I told him his father was dying He said it would be great for his karma  Redditors Wife

I came home from work to see our cat hanging from the blinds He said he was late for his Redddit cake day

I came home from work to see our cat hanging from the blinds He said he was late for his Redddit cake day   Redditors Wife

I asked him to do something he referenced a reddit post you haven't got to yet

I asked him to do something he referenced a reddit post you haven't got to yet  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he was ready to have children he said the eagles can find their own damn food

I asked him if he was ready to have children he said the eagles can find their own damn food  Redditors Wife

just wanted a glass of bourbon He refused. The microwave was broken.

just wanted a glass of bourbon He refused.  The microwave was broken.  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could have sex He said "I'm still counting bald eagles."

I asked him if we could have sex He said
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