Redditors Wife

We were about to have sex and he was just going to the bathroom he came out and said that reddit needs to see the way i put the toilet paper on the roll

We were about to have sex and he was just going to the bathroom  he came out and said that reddit needs to see the way i put the toilet paper on the roll  Redditors Wife

I asked him why we couldn't get our family portrait done he muttered something about not being photogenic

I asked him why we couldn't get our family portrait done he muttered something about not being photogenic  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to go to the field museum He said nope and mumbled something about chuck testa

I asked if he wanted to go to the field museum He said nope and mumbled something about chuck testa  Redditors Wife

I finally agreed to let him take nude pics Then he said "At least the Internet will be safe"

I finally agreed to let him take nude pics Then he said

Honey, 287 collapsed by our house. I think it... Hold on, let me see what Reddit has to say.

Honey, 287 collapsed by our house.  I think it... Hold on, let me see what Reddit has to say.  Redditors Wife

A window fan fell on our infant child The first thing he did was take a picture for the Internet

A window fan fell on our infant child The first thing he did was take a picture for the Internet  Redditors Wife

I told him to use a condom he turned on music

I told him to use a condom he turned on music  Redditors Wife

that awkward moment when father finds daughter on chatroulette

that awkward moment when father finds daughter on chatroulette  Redditors Wife

Was really excited to have sex called me Scarlett when he came

Was really excited to have sex called me Scarlett when he came  Redditors Wife

I said "I have some bad news... your grandma just died." He said "Better call Chuck Testa!"

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