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Asked him about the smell He said he sneezed

Asked him about the smell He said he sneezed  Redditors Wife

i showed him anime now he likes their short skirts

i showed him anime now he likes their short skirts  Redditors Wife

Reddit's equivalent of a pop Quiz.

Reddit's equivalent of a pop Quiz.   Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted to check-out his plumbing. "No Asians."

I told him I wanted to check-out his plumbing.

I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED TO REMODEL THE HOUSE HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO BUY SOME CHAIN-LINKED FENCE

I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED TO REMODEL THE HOUSE HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO BUY SOME CHAIN-LINKED FENCE  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could have sex He said "Gimme those Squidward tentacles"

I asked him if we could have sex He said

Asks to turn down the A/C "We need to get used to it if we're going to reach the peak first"

Asks to turn down the A/C

Offered to give him a handjob He said he needed a shoebox first.

Offered to give him a handjob He said he needed a shoebox first.  Redditors Wife

Told him our daughter was passed out drunk he told me to challenge her at ping-pong

Told him our daughter was passed out drunk he told me to challenge her at ping-pong  Redditors Wife

I told him I needed advice He told me I needed a Mallard

I told him I needed advice He told me I needed a Mallard  Redditors Wife
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