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i asked him why he never picks up his phone in vegas he sarcastically said 'hookers and blow'

i asked him why he never picks up his phone in vegas he sarcastically said 'hookers and blow' Redditors Wife
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I told him that we needed to talk he said not a single fuck was given

I told him that we needed to talk he said not a single fuck was given Redditors Wife
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I told him shark week was on he said something about earning his red wings

I told him shark week was on he said something about earning his red wings Redditors Wife
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I told him i feel like our relationship is falling apart "I can tell you I love you, if that's what you're into"

I told him i feel like our relationship is falling apart
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not now honey i'm asking a 5 year old boy anything I want

not now honey i'm asking a 5 year old boy anything I want Redditors Wife
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DISREGARD WOMEN ACQUIRE ELO

DISREGARD WOMEN ACQUIRE ELO Redditors Wife
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I asked him to go for a run with me he said he wasn't photogenic enough

I asked him to go for a run with me he said he wasn't photogenic enough Redditors Wife
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I asked him what he was doing with my etch-a-sketch he said he was "having a bad time"

I asked him what he was doing with my etch-a-sketch he said he was
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I cooked a special dinner for our anniversary He said: I expect all my meals to be prepared in cast-iron from now on

I cooked a special dinner for our anniversary He said: I expect all my meals to be prepared in cast-iron from now on Redditors Wife
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I asked him why he never takes me on dates He said I was uglier than ALYSSA BEREZNAK

I asked him why he never takes me on dates He said I was uglier than ALYSSA BEREZNAK Redditors Wife
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