Redditors Wife

I asked him for an iPad for my birthday He gave me an etch a sketch

I asked him for an iPad for my birthday He gave me an etch a sketch  Redditors Wife

I asked him how his day was... He told me to go back to the attic

I asked him how his day was... He told me to go back to the attic  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said call his cell

I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said call his cell  Redditors Wife

I asked him for sex he asked if i would falsely accuse him of rape

I asked him for sex he asked if i would falsely accuse him of rape  Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted a treadmill for Christmas He called me a sexist

I told him I wanted a treadmill for Christmas He called me a sexist  Redditors Wife

I asked him if the romance was dead He said, "nope, chuck testa" and continued masturbating

I asked him if the romance was dead He said,

I asked if he wanted cookies he said they better be bowls

I asked if he wanted cookies he said they better be bowls  Redditors Wife

I told him I had breast cancer he said: pics or it didn't happen

I told him I had breast cancer he said: pics or it didn't happen  Redditors Wife

Said he can't come to sleep Because Willy Wonka told him to make a meme

Said he can't come to sleep Because Willy Wonka told him to make a meme  Redditors Wife

He told me he got a new job as Dr. Janitor

He told me he got a new job as Dr. Janitor  Redditors Wife
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