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Told him I was being sarcastic when I said I was soooo happy with our sex life. Told me to use the correct font next time

Told him I was being sarcastic when I said I was soooo happy with our sex life. Told me to use the correct font next time Redditors Wife
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I told him I wanted us to drive to a romantic getaway "Make sure to wear pantyhose in case the alternator fails"

I told him I wanted us to drive to a romantic getaway
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I send him links of cute animals to make him smile He already saw them all on Reddit

I send him links of cute animals to make him smile He already saw them all on Reddit Redditors Wife
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The only way to keep him in the mood Is to paint an upward arrow on my chest..and keep screaming "UPVOTE"

The only way to keep him in the mood Is to paint an upward arrow on my chest..and keep screaming
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In the bedroom, he asked for a "snowball.'" "Now I'm Sikhest snowman ever."

In the bedroom, he asked for a
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I asked him to change the baby's diaper he pulled out a bag of coke

I asked him to change the baby's diaper he pulled out a bag of coke Redditors Wife
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I asked if he wanted to have sex he said lol stupid slut needs the D, brb

I asked if he wanted to have sex he said lol stupid slut needs the D, brb Redditors Wife
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I asked him why he needed my copy of Fifty Shades Of Grey "Just doin' an AMA."

I asked him why he needed my copy of Fifty Shades Of Grey
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I told him i was pregnant he told me to go get checked for testicular cancer

I told him i was pregnant he told me to go get checked for testicular cancer Redditors Wife
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i ASKED HIM to come to bed and play Easter Bunny by filling my basket HE Asked, "Why Do you want To play with 'Lucifer's testicles?'"

i ASKED HIM to come to bed and play Easter Bunny by filling my basket HE Asked,
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